Am I Evil Quiz

LIFESTYLE

By: Zoe Samuel

6 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Evil is such a relative term. We venerate great men and women throughout history who would be pretty awful people by today's standards. Of course, you can only judge people alive now by the standards we have today. You may have been judged at some time by someone you work with, by a friend, or by your own family. What if they're evil? Would they even be qualified to tell you if you were evil? Sometimes even people with good intentions do things with terrible unforeseen consequences.

To the Vikings, they were saving their communities from starvation and fulfilling the will of the gods. To the Romans, crushing all their surrounding cultures was about making the world safe and orderly so commerce could happen on a larger scale. Were these people evil? Not from their perspectives, but certainly by those of the people whom they crushed. They are certainly subject to our judgment now. The question remains—how can you find such a clear perspective on your own actions?

The answer is easy! We devised a test, free of the subjectivity of the age and of past ages. It hews to a simple philosophy that accurately classifies evil, using present-day situations and a clear moral framework. Wondering if you're evil? Take this test and find out!

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